Prophet Muhammad Speak About The Best People!!

Today, 9 people from United States Of America, India, Italy, Japan, Paris, Rusia, England, Iran and Saudi Arabia arrive here. International Perfection Bestowal Hall [IPBH]. These nine people will get bestowal with name as “PERFECT PEOPLE 2014” from their Highest ruler. Leader of their government. They will get gold medal, special trophy ,made from special gem [various mixture type of gem].The cost for this special trophy can buy UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. TOO expensive!!! The special stage, waiting for perfect people 2014. A smart monkey be a spokesman of this bestowal ceremony.

Paris Helltone Teach me about English & How to be spokesman at this international hall

The monkey, is Google, its name. Google now speak. Using microphone. “Ladies & gentlemen, now, from India, mr. Raj Chalk, please come to the stage, take your gold medal & trophy. Raj Chalk get “Perfect People 2014″ name reason he is the most handsome people in the world today. In 2007, at International Anal Competition, he won in that competition and got special name, that is The Owner Of Most Beautiful Anal In The World. Yes, the truth is Raj Chalk’s anal is the most beautiful.” Many people from whole countries arrive here and clap their hand. Some of them , scream “beautiful anal, most beautiful anal!! Congratulation!”. Mr. Raj Chalk direct smile and be very proud. He take his gold medal & trophy. ” Thanks for whole people in the world because vote my name as the trophy and gold medal owner, evidence get “Perfect People 2014”. Google speak again, “Next winner, from JAPAN, mr. Ultraman Kasogi, please come here. He won because he is the winner of International Fart 2014, at Tokyo, Japan. His fart is most melodius fart in the world.” When Kasogi at the stage, suddenly he fart accidentally. WHOLE PEOPLE LAUGHTER. They clap hand many times because his fart sound is very melodius. Heard like RHYTHMIC OF THE KING OF ROCK & ROLL’s song, Elvis Presley!

Peoples laughter repeatedly about that fart!

Google laughter repeatedly for Kasogi fart.

“Ok! Ok! TO Stop laughter! Thanks! And now, the next Perfect People 2014, come from Perancis, a doctor who are richest in this world today, Dr. Romeo. Whole hospital private at Perancis, Italy and England are belong to Dr. Romeo. He has enough money to buy north pole but his wife, Dr. Juliet forbid him to buy it. Waste money, honey, his wife advise him. Dr. Romeo agree and cancel his desire to buy it.” Dr. Romeo, now speak, “I think I want to buy United States Of America but if I do it, people of USA must move to Africa jungle and build their lives with lion, elephants, hyena….”. Audience reply,” We love lion but hate hyena because its face is look like you, Dr. ROMEO!!!” Google speak, “Ladies & Gentlemen, from Saudi Arabia, a very beautiful woman, AzZahraa, an actress, STILL single. She is The Most Beautiful Woman In the world today.” Audience silent. Because AZ ZAHRAA FACE astound them. Azzahraa direct smile and walk slowly to the stage. Her skin indeed very fair. High nose, eye like doll and beautiful lake, …. cause audience forget to clap their hand. After 3 minute, audience remember to clap. They clap their hand very loud and whistle “fewwiiitttt!!” repeatedly. Azzahraa smile until display her white and beautiful teeth. Google, a monkey, touch her hand and kiss his hand while Azzahraa still walk slowly. “The fifth winner is come from Italy. His body like superman. He is the strongest human being in the world today. His name is I Trust And Love You or ITALY. Okay, this merely my joke. RAMIA ALESANDRIA, please take your trophy,” said Google. RAMIA speak, “I ever defeat Hulk Hogan, Ultimate warrior,The Undertaker,Big show, Andre The Giant and superman many times.”

The next winner is come from England, Iran, Russia and USA. More detail information:

ENGLAND: Mr. Bon Bean is the Most clever people in the world. He has four Ph.D degree in science engineering, spaceship engineering, hospital engineering and architecture.

IRAN: Mr. Saddam Hussein is The Best International Police In The World. He kill 999 international terrorist in 168 hour.

RUSSIA: Mr. OBARMUM is The Most Genius People in the world. He can remember 999 new name after just know it.

USA: MARILYN is The Best Author In The World. She published 999 thick books in seven month.

HOWEVER, SAYING OF PROPHET MUHAMMAD; “The best person is who most afraid [to God]” . People who most afraid to Allah is people who has clean and fragrant heart, very good personality and always remember about DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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