This Is A True Story: CHAOTIC!!; Burning Biscuit Move Down With Comet!!!

PEN ON ICEBERG:

THIS IS A TRUE STORY:

One NASA astronaut eating chipsmore, his favourite biscuit while he watching direct broadcast of trial process at a court while he drive APRIL FOOL O, a spacecraft. He slack that broadcast and forgot that his aircraft is moving to a sun!!

Hulk Hogan menangis seperti bayi. “Hei Hogan, hentikan tangisanmu! Bukan engkau tidak pernah hisap PUTING susu ibumu!! Badan besar tetapi otak dan jiwamu terlalu lemah!!! Bayi babi itu marah sambil membeliakkan mata dan menunjuk jari dia ke lubang kanan hidung Hogan. Hulk Hogan crying like a baby. “Hey Hogan, stop your cry! Not you never suck your mum’s tit milk!! Big body but your brain and soul are too weak!!! The baby pig angry while it dilate eyes and its finger touch Hogan’s right nostril.

“Oh pig that never lawyer to help you, why you suck Hogan’s ugly anal?, Hogan lawyer ask. “Because I never go to school! I did not know that is a crime matter. My parent never tell that is a sin. I still baby. If human being’s baby will not treat do crime, why not me? A part of peoples who come to see the trial scream, ‘Wow! True, judicious your words pig!!”. Judge hit the table with a hammer. “Please silent! Lawyer, please talk more”.

“Indeed you never go to school but you know Hogan attempt to avoid your rape deed to him. Reason that, sure you know this is a sin. Sodomy is illicit”. The small pig laughter. “You are stupid lawyer. Your academic achievement need assessment again because actually you might not competent to be a lawyer. Not exist in bible. Also has not in act that pig will go to the jail if sodomy. Furthermore, I will not to hell. Reason I am a pig. ”

THIS ARTICLE FROM: PeN oN iCeBeRg

THIS ARTICLE FROM: PeN oN iCeBeRg

Sometimes Barrack Obama smile like this!?

Sometimes Barrack Obama smile like this!?

What type of Hogan is this? He is so weak until Cute baby pig sodomy his ugly anal???

What KIND of Hogan is this? He is so weak until Cute baby pig sodomy his ugly anal???

I sodomy you Hogan because I never go to school!?!?

I sodomy you Hogan because I never go to school!?!?

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Yes you right. This is a Hogan's lawyer!

Yes you right. This is a Hogan’s lawyer!

This judge attempt to judge the trial in this court. He is 99 years old. Before retire, He said that he want suck his mum tit for one time only!!

This judge attempt to judge the trial in this court. He is 99 years old. Before retire, He said that he want suck his mum tit for one time only!!

 

 

The small pig is walking now in front of lawyer, judge and Hogan while its hand [= front left leg] held its left side waist and its right hand massage repeatedly its chin. Has a beard? Many peoples at the court scream for praise the pig. Judge hold the hammer but he cancelled his desire to knock the table when a man whistle for praise the pig. Reader did not know why? Make your sight nearer. Knew? A famous people in the world. Yes, Barrack Obama who whistle! President of USA! The lawyer be silent. Did not know to reply. He look at the judge. Hulk Hogan look confuse. He mop up his water eyes with handkerchief. Still exist a sound of mucous in his nose. Judge also be confuse. The silence condition at court. The pig look at whole peoples. Look at around it. Police who stand like a statue, not move in hours. Torture self? Barrack Obama whose face look always serious like Bruce Lee is now smile like Mr. Bean, felt astonish when look at the intelligent pig. Pig smile while it walk toward the judge. Pig massage repeatedly judge’s beard and say: “Did not know to make verdict? Let me be a judge. Listen everyone!!! Human being the cruel. Kill my community, kill my parent, my younger brother and sisters, my grandfather and grandmother and kill my lover!! Whole of you kill them, afterwards make ham burger, gelatin from pork, medicine from pig. Pig’s hair, you make brush. Pig’s dung you make fertilizer. You cheat muslims at whole parts of this world!! Party who had authority give non-illicit sign license actually eat bribe, not honest and deceive and make collusion with manufacturer for yield product contain part of pig!!! The judge reply, “Indeed we eat pork but no exist any law prohibit us to eat it”. Cute baby pig reply, “No happen bible prohibit it?” “I am not sure about that,”Judge replied. “It is not fair!! If you said like that, is mean I also never make something wrong when I sodomy Hulk Hogan because not exist any law and no happen bible prohibit me to do it!!”.

Judge, lawyer and Hogan be quiet, do not know what must to say. They have no any idea. They look like a statue, reason what pig said astonish them. So, their face like fool mr. Bean, now. Baby pig confident he will win in this trial. So, it say, “Obama, come here, please.” Obama come toward it. “You astonish me,”Obama praise the pig. “Really? Thanks!! If so, please you command the judge give his clothes to me and appoint me as the Highest Chief or Leader of Judge for United States Of America, now.” Barrack do like what pig ask him to do. The judge with shiver give the clothes he wear to the pig. Pig wear it and after that it run very fast to the judge’s chair. “Now, whole of you, with the permission from U.S President, be witness that I promise to be the best judge in the world, the most fair judge in this planet and God also be my witness.” Everyone except Hogan & lawyer clap their hand. “Thanks, please sit down, everyone. Now, as a new judge, I command the government of USA to pay in seven million dollar to Hulk Hogan reason I sodomy him and I will pay to USA government, my debt, seven million dollar when I has enough money to pay by instalment. And you, “ex-judge”, you still can work here as my assistant. Are you feel my command satify you? Hogan? “Ex-judge”? Lawyer? They nod repeatedly. “GOOD! THANKS!”, said the pig.

“I also command the government of USA TO DO THESE MATTER:

1= USA must stop bully any countries. Stop force other countries like MALAYSIA to agree with USA’s policy that is not fair. Stop force them accept DOLLAR as exchange money in the world business especially matter like petroleum. This make other countries be more poor or indigent because USA be stubborn, did not want to pay any tax to other countries in international trade. USA also still cruel because use military to force any countries and NAJIB, a prime minister of MALAYSIA so that destroy any block in their international trade policy. They make block to save their economy from robber like USA AND GREEDY PERSONS LIKE JEW TRADER. Jew colonize USA by become member of USA Parliament and they use World Bank to rob any countries by instalment which contain RIBA, the illicit matter and a very cruel matter. Real meaning of USA is United Satan of America!!!!

2= Let muslim women can wear jilbab or purdah, the clothes which cover whole of their body, face, hair, head and other parts except eyes.

NOW, I MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT THIS TRIAL IS NOW END.”

Many peoples praise about the intelligent baby pig at this court!

Many peoples praise about the intelligent baby pig at this court!

Where is the comet move down? Guess you.

Where is the comet move down? Guess you.

 

At one iceberg, a lover couple enjoy their love while they saw a very fast comet move down toward arctic ocean. “Make our wish darling,” said the man to his beautiful lover. “Because the comet come here”. However, the beautiful woman did not make it. She use telescope and she scream, “OOOHHH MY GOD!!! This comet has shape like human being, like a man and I saw his anal emitted fire!! And something like burn chipsmore biscuit move down with burning fire near the comet!!!!

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Gempar: Suara P.RAMLEE dari lubang kubur!!! > Penyaring Nostalgia

Suara itu datang dari kubur inikah?

Suara itu datang dari kubur inikah?

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RupakamuyangcantikMatakamuyangbulat,Membikin…..

Karangan ini mungkin mengundang kontroversi dan kemarahan peminat P.Ramlee. Walaubagaimanapun, saya hanya mengatakan apa yang saya pernah baca dari akhbar (bersaiz kecil) yang saya tidak ingat nama akhbar itu yang saya baca pada bertahun-tahun lalu (MUNGKIN Lebih 10 tahun lalu DARI tarikh saya tulis karangan ini= Sabtu 11 Mei 2013). Kalau saya ada keratan akhbar itu, bolehlah saya imbas dengan alat pengimbas saya dan masukkan ke komputer dan kemudian melampirkan imej keratan itu ke web saya tetapi akhbar itu bukan saya punya. Malahan saya tidak terfikir untuk buat begitu ketika itu.

Dilaporkan oleh akhbar itu bahawa seorang lelaki melayu telah menceritakan pengalaman aneh yang dialaminya kepada seorang ustaz. Lelaki itu meminta ustaz itu menceritakan pengalaman dia itu kepada masyarakat. Ustaz itu mengatakan bahawa lelaki itu tidak mahu menceritakan sendiri kepada masyarakat sebab bimbang orang tidak percaya apa yang akan dikatakannya berkenaan pengalamannya sebab dia bukanlah orang yang soleh. Maka, ustaz itu melaporkan kepada wartawan sebuah akhbar.

Lelaki itu mengatakan ketika dia sedang berjalan kaki di satu tempat yang berdekatan kubur P.RAMLEE, dia terdengar suara yang merayu-rayu dari kubur P.RAMLEE . Suara itu meminta masyarakat jangan memainkan lagu-lagunya. Kata suara itu lagi, cukuplah penderitaan yang sedang ditanggung dia, jangan ditambah derita lagi dengan memainkan lagu-lagu dia.

Bukan wali Allah sahaja yang dapat mengalami dan mengetahui hal dari alam ghaib tetapi orang biasa yang dewasa juga. Saya sendiri pun pernah banyak kali melihat jin, bukan ketika saya masih kecil sahaja, malah dah akil baligh dan dewasa.

Ada dinyatakan dalam kisah AZAZIL (RAJA SEGALA JIN KAFIR DAN JAHAT = IBLIS yang buta sebelah mata dia) bertemu nabi Muhammad s.a.w bahawa haram menyanyi lagu cinta asmara. Juga terdapat hadis yang melarang penggunaan alat muzik tertentu seperti alat muzik yang bertali. Setiap orang yang mati berdosa, yang tidak diampuni dosanya, tentulah disiksa dalam kubur. Dikatakan mayat menjerit kesakitan disiksa dalam kubur dan didengari oleh semua binatang kecuali jin dan manusia tetapi lelaki yang mendengar suara P.RAMLEE itu dapat dianggap dipilih oleh Tuhan agar pengalaman dia itu menjadi pengajaran dan nasihat berguna kepada manusia di seluruh alam.

P.RAMLEE bukanlah satu objek yang boleh dibangga-banggakan DENGAN gelaran SENIMAN AGUNG P.RAMLEE, P.RAMLEE THE LEGEND, LEGEND ARTIST,….. kerana pekerjaan dia memang ternyata haram . Pekerjaan penyanyi , pelakon filem, pemain muzik, pelakon iklan, model,….. banyak dan kerap terdedah aurat, berlaku ikhtilat, sufur, tabaruj, alat muzik haram, lagu haram, …. dan pelbagai lagi yang haram. Saya tidak berniat untuk menghina P.RAMLEE atau keluarganya. Saya berani mengatakan yang benar. TERIMALAH KEBENARAN ITU WALAUPUN SANGAT PAHIT MEMBISA!!!

Sepatutnya, Nabi Muhammad yang jadi idola dalam segala hal. Beliaulah model terbaik dalam segala hal. Orang lebih kenal P.RAMLEE dari kenal wali-wali Allah. Ada pendapat dalam agama yang mengatakan sesiapa yang menangis atas kematian seorang ulamak, maka mendapat pahala. Kalau orang jahil dan fasik , bermaksiat, berdosa mati, menangis dapat pahala????

Jangan menganggap bila dah mati, berada dalam kubur, dosa orang yang hidup yang berlaku kerana terpengaruh dengan simati tidak akan menyebabkan simati terus disiksa kerana yang terpengaruh itu melakukan perkara haram seperti simati ketika simati hidup di dunia!!!

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SemakinBanyakFilemYangDapatMenyebabkanKhurafat; kononnya orang yang mati akan berubah menjadi hantu!! Karut-marut!! Jika dia manusia, selama-lamanya manusia.

SemakinBanyakFilemYangDapatMenyebabkanKhurafat; kononnya orang yang mati akan berubah menjadi hantu!! Karut-marut!! Jika dia manusia, selama-lamanya manusia.

dikatakanAPIduniaHanyalahUmpamaPercikanDariApiNeraka. Jadi,Tentulah Jika disiksa dineraka, tentulahlebihSAKIT.

dikatakanAPIduniaHanyalahUmpamaPercikanDariApiNeraka. Jadi,Tentulah Jika disiksa dineraka, tentulahlebihSAKIT.

Ada dilaporkan oleh akhbar bahawa seorang pelakon wanita melayu MALAYSIA ketika pergi berbuat ibadah (haji/umrah, saya tak pasti yang mana) terdengar suara yang meminta dia bertaubat. Justeru dia kini memakai tudung selepas mendengar suara itu tetapi itu pun tak sempurna kerana dia sepatutnya pakai jilbab yang menutup juga wajah dia.

APABILA SESUATU YANG HARAM itu dilakukan oleh banyak orang di seluruh dunia dan dilakukan selama berabad-abad , tidak pula dilarangi oleh sesebuah kerajaan dan ulamak, maka tentulah , generasi-generasi berikutnya akan menganggapnya halal. Begitulah yang terjadi dengan dunia hiburan artis, penyanyi, pelakon dan sebagainya, walaupun haram dilihat sebagai halal.

Bruce Lee jadi pujaan, Hang Tuah jadi pujaan, Elvis Presley jadi idola dan pujaan, Marilyn Monroe idola dan pujaan SEKS (dikatakan sebagai simbol seks AMERIKA), pemilik syarikat microsoft idola dan pujaan orang yang ingin jadi jutawan, Michael Jackson idola peminat breakdance (ada pelajar sekolah rendah, keturunan melayu kacuk bangladesh berkata kepada saya bahawa dia cintakan Michael Jackson walaupun tahu bahawa Michael Jackson telah mati),………….namun berapa ramai di dunia yang kenal kekasih-kekasih TUHAN dan mengambil contoh tauladan yang baik dari sifat dan akhlak kekasih-kekasih ALLAH azzawajalla itu??? Dapat dibilang dengan jari sahaja??? MAAFKAN SAYA JIKA KARANGAN SAYA INI ADA YANG TAK “KENA”.

ADAKAH KITA AKAN TERUS MEMUJA IDOLA-IDOLA YANG BUAT KERJA HARAM ITU WALAUPUN MEREKA MATI SEBAGAI ORANG KAFIR ATAU ORANG JAHAT DAN AKAN DISIKSA DI NERAKA????  DAN KERANA MEMINATINYA, KITA PUN DIHERET KE NERAKA!!!

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