Prophet Muhammad Speak About The Best People!!

Today, 9 people from United States Of America, India, Italy, Japan, Paris, Rusia, England, Iran and Saudi Arabia arrive here. International Perfection Bestowal Hall [IPBH]. These nine people will get bestowal with name as “PERFECT PEOPLE 2014” from their Highest ruler. Leader of their government. They will get gold medal, special trophy ,made from special gem [various mixture type of gem].The cost for this special trophy can buy UNITED STATES OF AMERICA. TOO expensive!!! The special stage, waiting for perfect people 2014. A smart monkey be a spokesman of this bestowal ceremony.

Paris Helltone Teach me about English & How to be spokeman at this international hall

Paris Helltone Teach me about English & How to be spokesman at this international hall

The monkey, is Google, its name. Google now speak. Using microphone. “Ladies & gentlemen, now, from India, mr. Raj Chalk, please come to the stage, take your gold medal & trophy. Raj Chalk get “Perfect People 2014″ name reason he is the most handsome people in the world today. In 2007, at International Anal Competition, he won in that competition and got special name, that is The Owner Of Most Beautiful Anal In The World. Yes, the truth is Raj Chalk’s anal is the most beautiful.” Many people from whole countries arrive here and clap their hand. Some of them , scream “beautiful anal, most beautiful anal!! Congratulation!”. Mr. Raj Chalk direct smile and be very proud. He take his gold medal & trophy. ” Thanks for whole people in the world because vote my name as the trophy and gold medal owner, evidence get “Perfect People 2014”. Google speak again, “Next winner, from JAPAN, mr. Ultraman Kasogi, please come here. He won because he is the winner of International Fart 2014, at Tokyo, Japan. His fart is most melodius fart in the world.” When Kasogi at the stage, suddenly he fart accidentally. WHOLE PEOPLE LAUGHTER. They clap hand many times because his fart sound is very melodius. Heard like RHYTHMIC OF THE KING OF ROCK & ROLL’s song, Elvis Presley!

Peoples laughter repeatedly about that fart!

Peoples laughter repeatedly about that fart!

Google laughter repeatedly for Kasogi fart.

Google laughter repeatedly for Kasogi fart.

“Ok! Ok! TO Stop laughter! Thanks! And now, the next Perfect People 2014, come from Perancis, a doctor who are richest in this world today, Dr. Romeo. Whole hospital private at Perancis, Italy and England are belong to Dr. Romeo. He has enough money to buy north pole but his wife, Dr. Juliet forbid him to buy it. Waste money, honey, his wife advise him. Dr. Romeo agree and cancel his desire to buy it.” Dr. Romeo, now speak, “I think I want to buy United States Of America but if I do it, people of USA must move to Africa jungle and build their lives with lion, elephants, hyena….”. Audience reply,” We love lion but hate hyena because its face is look like you, Dr. ROMEO!!!” Google speak, “Ladies & Gentlemen, from Saudi Arabia, a very beautiful woman, AzZahraa, an actress, STILL single. She is The Most Beautiful Woman In the world today.” Audience silent. Because AZ ZAHRAA FACE astound them. Azzahraa direct smile and walk slowly to the stage. Her skin indeed very fair. High nose, eye like doll and beautiful lake, …. cause audience forget to clap their hand. After 3 minute, audience remember to clap. They clap their hand very loud and whistle “fewwiiitttt!!” repeatedly. Azzahraa smile until display her white and beautiful teeth. Google, a monkey, touch her hand and kiss his hand while Azzahraa still walk slowly. “The fifth winner is come from Italy. His body like superman. He is the strongest human being in the world today. His name is I Trust And Love You or ITALY. Okay, this merely my joke. RAMIA ALESANDRIA, please take your trophy,” said Google. RAMIA speak, “I ever defeat Hulk Hogan, Ultimate warrior,The Undertaker,Big show, Andre The Giant and superman many times.”

The next winner is come from England, Iran, Russia and USA. More detail information:

ENGLAND: Mr. Bon Bean is the Most clever people in the world. He has four Ph.D degree in science engineering, spaceship engineering, hospital engineering and architecture.

IRAN: Mr. Saddam Hussein is The Best International Police In The World. He kill 999 international terrorist in 168 hour.

RUSSIA: Mr. OBARMUM is The Most Genius People in the world. He can remember 999 new name after just know it.

USA: MARILYN is The Best Author In The World. She published 999 thick books in seven month.

HOWEVER, SAYING OF PROPHET MUHAMMAD; “The best person is who most afraid [to God]” . People who most afraid to Allah is people who has clean and fragrant heart, very good personality and always remember about DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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Why Prophet Muhammad said that : “The most clever people is who most much remember about death”.  Why who most often remember about death is  THE most clever people in the world??

Imagine in your mind. you always remember about death. You look at the tree, you imagine the tree is look like a grave stone. You look at the ground, suddenly you remember about corpse. So, you remember about death again.  Afterwards You go nearby a river and you remember about crocodile. Dangerous animal. So, you remember again about death. You feel very afraid, anxious. Afraid about what? Anxious about corpse? Because the corpse will wake up , alive again but is not be human being, but corpse change to a Ghost and will suck your blood??  You run, escape, go away from there. Ghost and crocodile will kill you.

Now, you at your home. Still remember about corpse and dangerous river. These mind make you remember about your sin. And about how many good deed you had . Do God accept your good deed? Is mean do you get merit or gain or reward from God for your good deeds? Sometimes you do not honest but if you feel honest, may Allah [God] said that actually you are not honest. What you feel , only you emotion, not true honest. You think about whole of these, imagine in your mind. This cause you be very sad. Afterwards you cry and cry. Next, you pray and say to God, “Oh My God, Please forgive me. Please make my faith be more strong. PLEASE help me to obedient to you on whole matter. Please love me and please make me love you very MUCH. Amiin.”

Next day, you be more cautious. Did not want to make anything illicit. You always alone to make anything which useful to you, useful for your hereafter life. You hate porn videos. You hate liquer. You hate prostitute. You hate adultery. You hate gambling. You hate waste the time with unuseful matter such entertainment [hear songs, music,…play any game etc] because Allah [GOD] create human being, not for play any game, not for play sex, not for eat and drink, not for sleep, not for rest, not for read something illicit, not for see anything illicit [such porn image], not for make joke , april fool, laught and laught like mad people, not for….and not for….. BUT ALLAH CREATE HUMAN BEING SO THAT THEY PERFORM RELIGIOUS OBLIGATIONS.

Next day more, you  become more diligent to make good deeds like pray, solat, read al-Quran, study about hadith etc.

Suddenly, Your fat neighbour come . Meet you. His name , Charlie Chaplin. Charlie has high degree, phd. He is a professor. A famous scientist. He call you, stupid boy. Why? Because you always alone at your home. He treat you are robot. Because you have no emotion to play something, any game, have no want to marry, no emotion love, no want to get adventure or not adventurous. “Hi superstupid, you be like that because you have no degree. I have degree, so , I was one of most clever people in the world but you are one of most stupid people in the world!!”

Pray in ISLAM: Solat !

Pray in ISLAM: Solat ! This is like you?

One month later, a man who ride a very fast horse with flag come to your home. You at home. Now, a man , in front of you. “Asalamualaikum. I am death angel messenger. Take this flag and read what I wrote at the flag”. Afterwards, he ride again his horse, go away from you and disappear. This is what he write:

“You may die tomorrow , at one post meridiem. You have four sin balance at your heart. Please try to clean these before I kill you. From IZRAIL, Death Angel”. OOOOh my God. You feel very anxious. You cry and cry , non-stop. NO stop……………

One morning, you still at your room. You wake up. Direct you remember about death message. You direct pray and cry, ” Oh God , please clean these four sin. Please accept my repent…..” Suddenly, one man fly and go into your room through your room window. He pull out your soul, very carefully, very slow. And you dead with very sweet smile. You, now, in earth, under ground. You are a new corpse. You feel calm. You feel your grave is very wide. You feel cool. Suddenly, you see a very handsome man nearby you. “Who are you?”, You ask him. “Relax, do not be afraid. I am your good deeds when you at world, now I become a handsome man to help you more calm. Mungkar & Nangkir will come immediate to ask you several question. Please answer with calmness. Afterwards, Mungkar & Nangkir come . Their face are very eeriness and their voice like thunder sound, also very eeriness. However you gave whole right answer by easy and calm. Afterwards, Mungkar & Nangkir go away from you and lost. Where they are? Your handsome man also lost! Suddenly, a white man come with his horse, with flag. “Congratulation! Allah give forgiveness to you. You have no any sin balance. So, you like a new baby born, 100% have no any sin, full cleanliness. You will go to heaven and meet prophet Muhammad s.a.w .” You said, “Alhamdulillah and thanks for your information. What about Charlie?”. Last death messenger said, ” Your neighbour is not clever people although he has high degree and be professor because he often careless in his life, always enjoy entertainment, game, ….and whole of these cause he always forget about his death date. So, he often lazy to pray , solat, to make any good deeds. He often waste his life time with enjoy like those things. So, he have many sin at his heart. Allah angry to him. So, Charlie get misfortune . One big lorry collide his car. Now, Charlie in his grave and Mungkar & Nangkir still torture him repeatedly because he cannot give right answer when Mungkar & Nangkir ask him about “Who is your GOD?” The conclusion of what incident happen is actually Charlie is stupid because his intelligence never help him from misfortune at his grave but you indeed most clever people because your mind about your death date cause you be good person and obedient to GOD. As a result, you now, happy at your grave, in your hereafter life!!””

If you are not muslim but afterwards you convert to ISLAM because you indeed believe that a true GOD , indeed ALLAH , ALLAH WILL DESTROY WHOLE OF YOUR SIN WHICH YOU MAKE BEFORE YOU BE A MUSLIM. SO, IF THIS HAPPEN, YOU ARE CLEAN FROM ANY SIN LIKE A NEW BABY BORN!!! THIS IS NOT MY OPINION BUT WHAT ISLAM SAID .

 

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