This Is A True Story: CHAOTIC!!; Burning Biscuit Move Down With Comet!!!

PEN ON ICEBERG:

THIS IS A TRUE STORY:

One NASA astronaut eating chipsmore, his favourite biscuit while he watching direct broadcast of trial process at a court while he drive APRIL FOOL O, a spacecraft. He slack that broadcast and forgot that his aircraft is moving to a sun!!

Hulk Hogan menangis seperti bayi. “Hei Hogan, hentikan tangisanmu! Bukan engkau tidak pernah hisap PUTING susu ibumu!! Badan besar tetapi otak dan jiwamu terlalu lemah!!! Bayi babi itu marah sambil membeliakkan mata dan menunjuk jari dia ke lubang kanan hidung Hogan. Hulk Hogan crying like a baby. “Hey Hogan, stop your cry! Not you never suck your mum’s tit milk!! Big body but your brain and soul are too weak!!! The baby pig angry while it dilate eyes and its finger touch Hogan’s right nostril.

“Oh pig that never lawyer to help you, why you suck Hogan’s ugly anal?, Hogan lawyer ask. “Because I never go to school! I did not know that is a crime matter. My parent never tell that is a sin. I still baby. If human being’s baby will not treat do crime, why not me? A part of peoples who come to see the trial scream, ‘Wow! True, judicious your words pig!!”. Judge hit the table with a hammer. “Please silent! Lawyer, please talk more”.

“Indeed you never go to school but you know Hogan attempt to avoid your rape deed to him. Reason that, sure you know this is a sin. Sodomy is illicit”. The small pig laughter. “You are stupid lawyer. Your academic achievement need assessment again because actually you might not competent to be a lawyer. Not exist in bible. Also has not in act that pig will go to the jail if sodomy. Furthermore, I will not to hell. Reason I am a pig. ”

THIS ARTICLE FROM: PeN oN iCeBeRg

THIS ARTICLE FROM: PeN oN iCeBeRg

Sometimes Barrack Obama smile like this!?

Sometimes Barrack Obama smile like this!?

What type of Hogan is this? He is so weak until Cute baby pig sodomy his ugly anal???

What KIND of Hogan is this? He is so weak until Cute baby pig sodomy his ugly anal???

I sodomy you Hogan because I never go to school!?!?

I sodomy you Hogan because I never go to school!?!?

chipsmore biscuit

Yes you right. This is a Hogan's lawyer!

Yes you right. This is a Hogan’s lawyer!

This judge attempt to judge the trial in this court. He is 99 years old. Before retire, He said that he want suck his mum tit for one time only!!

This judge attempt to judge the trial in this court. He is 99 years old. Before retire, He said that he want suck his mum tit for one time only!!

 

 

The small pig is walking now in front of lawyer, judge and Hogan while its hand [= front left leg] held its left side waist and its right hand massage repeatedly its chin. Has a beard? Many peoples at the court scream for praise the pig. Judge hold the hammer but he cancelled his desire to knock the table when a man whistle for praise the pig. Reader did not know why? Make your sight nearer. Knew? A famous people in the world. Yes, Barrack Obama who whistle! President of USA! The lawyer be silent. Did not know to reply. He look at the judge. Hulk Hogan look confuse. He mop up his water eyes with handkerchief. Still exist a sound of mucous in his nose. Judge also be confuse. The silence condition at court. The pig look at whole peoples. Look at around it. Police who stand like a statue, not move in hours. Torture self? Barrack Obama whose face look always serious like Bruce Lee is now smile like Mr. Bean, felt astonish when look at the intelligent pig. Pig smile while it walk toward the judge. Pig massage repeatedly judge’s beard and say: “Did not know to make verdict? Let me be a judge. Listen everyone!!! Human being the cruel. Kill my community, kill my parent, my younger brother and sisters, my grandfather and grandmother and kill my lover!! Whole of you kill them, afterwards make ham burger, gelatin from pork, medicine from pig. Pig’s hair, you make brush. Pig’s dung you make fertilizer. You cheat muslims at whole parts of this world!! Party who had authority give non-illicit sign license actually eat bribe, not honest and deceive and make collusion with manufacturer for yield product contain part of pig!!! The judge reply, “Indeed we eat pork but no exist any law prohibit us to eat it”. Cute baby pig reply, “No happen bible prohibit it?” “I am not sure about that,”Judge replied. “It is not fair!! If you said like that, is mean I also never make something wrong when I sodomy Hulk Hogan because not exist any law and no happen bible prohibit me to do it!!”.

Judge, lawyer and Hogan be quiet, do not know what must to say. They have no any idea. They look like a statue, reason what pig said astonish them. So, their face like fool mr. Bean, now. Baby pig confident he will win in this trial. So, it say, “Obama, come here, please.” Obama come toward it. “You astonish me,”Obama praise the pig. “Really? Thanks!! If so, please you command the judge give his clothes to me and appoint me as the Highest Chief or Leader of Judge for United States Of America, now.” Barrack do like what pig ask him to do. The judge with shiver give the clothes he wear to the pig. Pig wear it and after that it run very fast to the judge’s chair. “Now, whole of you, with the permission from U.S President, be witness that I promise to be the best judge in the world, the most fair judge in this planet and God also be my witness.” Everyone except Hogan & lawyer clap their hand. “Thanks, please sit down, everyone. Now, as a new judge, I command the government of USA to pay in seven million dollar to Hulk Hogan reason I sodomy him and I will pay to USA government, my debt, seven million dollar when I has enough money to pay by instalment. And you, “ex-judge”, you still can work here as my assistant. Are you feel my command satify you? Hogan? “Ex-judge”? Lawyer? They nod repeatedly. “GOOD! THANKS!”, said the pig.

“I also command the government of USA TO DO THESE MATTER:

1= USA must stop bully any countries. Stop force other countries like MALAYSIA to agree with USA’s policy that is not fair. Stop force them accept DOLLAR as exchange money in the world business especially matter like petroleum. This make other countries be more poor or indigent because USA be stubborn, did not want to pay any tax to other countries in international trade. USA also still cruel because use military to force any countries and NAJIB, a prime minister of MALAYSIA so that destroy any block in their international trade policy. They make block to save their economy from robber like USA AND GREEDY PERSONS LIKE JEW TRADER. Jew colonize USA by become member of USA Parliament and they use World Bank to rob any countries by instalment which contain RIBA, the illicit matter and a very cruel matter. Real meaning of USA is United Satan of America!!!!

2= Let muslim women can wear jilbab or purdah, the clothes which cover whole of their body, face, hair, head and other parts except eyes.

NOW, I MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT THIS TRIAL IS NOW END.”

Many peoples praise about the intelligent baby pig at this court!

Many peoples praise about the intelligent baby pig at this court!

Where is the comet move down? Guess you.

Where is the comet move down? Guess you.

 

At one iceberg, a lover couple enjoy their love while they saw a very fast comet move down toward arctic ocean. “Make our wish darling,” said the man to his beautiful lover. “Because the comet come here”. However, the beautiful woman did not make it. She use telescope and she scream, “OOOHHH MY GOD!!! This comet has shape like human being, like a man and I saw his anal emitted fire!! And something like burn chipsmore biscuit move down with burning fire near the comet!!!!

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[DeathReminder1]ToYou,FromLastDeathAngelMessenger

Why Prophet Muhammad said that : “The most clever people is who most much remember about death”.  Why who most often remember about death is  THE most clever people in the world??

Imagine in your mind. you always remember about death. You look at the tree, you imagine the tree is look like a grave stone. You look at the ground, suddenly you remember about corpse. So, you remember about death again.  Afterwards You go nearby a river and you remember about crocodile. Dangerous animal. So, you remember again about death. You feel very afraid, anxious. Afraid about what? Anxious about corpse? Because the corpse will wake up , alive again but is not be human being, but corpse change to a Ghost and will suck your blood??  You run, escape, go away from there. Ghost and crocodile will kill you.

Now, you at your home. Still remember about corpse and dangerous river. These mind make you remember about your sin. And about how many good deed you had . Do God accept your good deed? Is mean do you get merit or gain or reward from God for your good deeds? Sometimes you do not honest but if you feel honest, may Allah [God] said that actually you are not honest. What you feel , only you emotion, not true honest. You think about whole of these, imagine in your mind. This cause you be very sad. Afterwards you cry and cry. Next, you pray and say to God, “Oh My God, Please forgive me. Please make my faith be more strong. PLEASE help me to obedient to you on whole matter. Please love me and please make me love you very MUCH. Amiin.”

Next day, you be more cautious. Did not want to make anything illicit. You always alone to make anything which useful to you, useful for your hereafter life. You hate porn videos. You hate liquer. You hate prostitute. You hate adultery. You hate gambling. You hate waste the time with unuseful matter such entertainment [hear songs, music,…play any game etc] because Allah [GOD] create human being, not for play any game, not for play sex, not for eat and drink, not for sleep, not for rest, not for read something illicit, not for see anything illicit [such porn image], not for make joke , april fool, laught and laught like mad people, not for….and not for….. BUT ALLAH CREATE HUMAN BEING SO THAT THEY PERFORM RELIGIOUS OBLIGATIONS.

Next day more, you  become more diligent to make good deeds like pray, solat, read al-Quran, study about hadith etc.

Suddenly, Your fat neighbour come . Meet you. His name , Charlie Chaplin. Charlie has high degree, phd. He is a professor. A famous scientist. He call you, stupid boy. Why? Because you always alone at your home. He treat you are robot. Because you have no emotion to play something, any game, have no want to marry, no emotion love, no want to get adventure or not adventurous. “Hi superstupid, you be like that because you have no degree. I have degree, so , I was one of most clever people in the world but you are one of most stupid people in the world!!”

Pray in ISLAM: Solat !

Pray in ISLAM: Solat ! This is like you?

One month later, a man who ride a very fast horse with flag come to your home. You at home. Now, a man , in front of you. “Asalamualaikum. I am death angel messenger. Take this flag and read what I wrote at the flag”. Afterwards, he ride again his horse, go away from you and disappear. This is what he write:

“You may die tomorrow , at one post meridiem. You have four sin balance at your heart. Please try to clean these before I kill you. From IZRAIL, Death Angel”. OOOOh my God. You feel very anxious. You cry and cry , non-stop. NO stop……………

One morning, you still at your room. You wake up. Direct you remember about death message. You direct pray and cry, ” Oh God , please clean these four sin. Please accept my repent…..” Suddenly, one man fly and go into your room through your room window. He pull out your soul, very carefully, very slow. And you dead with very sweet smile. You, now, in earth, under ground. You are a new corpse. You feel calm. You feel your grave is very wide. You feel cool. Suddenly, you see a very handsome man nearby you. “Who are you?”, You ask him. “Relax, do not be afraid. I am your good deeds when you at world, now I become a handsome man to help you more calm. Mungkar & Nangkir will come immediate to ask you several question. Please answer with calmness. Afterwards, Mungkar & Nangkir come . Their face are very eeriness and their voice like thunder sound, also very eeriness. However you gave whole right answer by easy and calm. Afterwards, Mungkar & Nangkir go away from you and lost. Where they are? Your handsome man also lost! Suddenly, a white man come with his horse, with flag. “Congratulation! Allah give forgiveness to you. You have no any sin balance. So, you like a new baby born, 100% have no any sin, full cleanliness. You will go to heaven and meet prophet Muhammad s.a.w .” You said, “Alhamdulillah and thanks for your information. What about Charlie?”. Last death messenger said, ” Your neighbour is not clever people although he has high degree and be professor because he often careless in his life, always enjoy entertainment, game, ….and whole of these cause he always forget about his death date. So, he often lazy to pray , solat, to make any good deeds. He often waste his life time with enjoy like those things. So, he have many sin at his heart. Allah angry to him. So, Charlie get misfortune . One big lorry collide his car. Now, Charlie in his grave and Mungkar & Nangkir still torture him repeatedly because he cannot give right answer when Mungkar & Nangkir ask him about “Who is your GOD?” The conclusion of what incident happen is actually Charlie is stupid because his intelligence never help him from misfortune at his grave but you indeed most clever people because your mind about your death date cause you be good person and obedient to GOD. As a result, you now, happy at your grave, in your hereafter life!!””

If you are not muslim but afterwards you convert to ISLAM because you indeed believe that a true GOD , indeed ALLAH , ALLAH WILL DESTROY WHOLE OF YOUR SIN WHICH YOU MAKE BEFORE YOU BE A MUSLIM. SO, IF THIS HAPPEN, YOU ARE CLEAN FROM ANY SIN LIKE A NEW BABY BORN!!! THIS IS NOT MY OPINION BUT WHAT ISLAM SAID .

 

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