[DeathReminder1]ToYou,FromLastDeathAngelMessenger

Why Prophet Muhammad said that : “The most clever people is who most much remember about death”.  Why who most often remember about death is  THE most clever people in the world??

Imagine in your mind. you always remember about death. You look at the tree, you imagine the tree is look like a grave stone. You look at the ground, suddenly you remember about corpse. So, you remember about death again.  Afterwards You go nearby a river and you remember about crocodile. Dangerous animal. So, you remember again about death. You feel very afraid, anxious. Afraid about what? Anxious about corpse? Because the corpse will wake up , alive again but is not be human being, but corpse change to a Ghost and will suck your blood??  You run, escape, go away from there. Ghost and crocodile will kill you.

Now, you at your home. Still remember about corpse and dangerous river. These mind make you remember about your sin. And about how many good deed you had . Do God accept your good deed? Is mean do you get merit or gain or reward from God for your good deeds? Sometimes you do not honest but if you feel honest, may Allah [God] said that actually you are not honest. What you feel , only you emotion, not true honest. You think about whole of these, imagine in your mind. This cause you be very sad. Afterwards you cry and cry. Next, you pray and say to God, “Oh My God, Please forgive me. Please make my faith be more strong. PLEASE help me to obedient to you on whole matter. Please love me and please make me love you very MUCH. Amiin.”

Next day, you be more cautious. Did not want to make anything illicit. You always alone to make anything which useful to you, useful for your hereafter life. You hate porn videos. You hate liquer. You hate prostitute. You hate adultery. You hate gambling. You hate waste the time with unuseful matter such entertainment [hear songs, music,…play any game etc] because Allah [GOD] create human being, not for play any game, not for play sex, not for eat and drink, not for sleep, not for rest, not for read something illicit, not for see anything illicit [such porn image], not for make joke , april fool, laught and laught like mad people, not for….and not for….. BUT ALLAH CREATE HUMAN BEING SO THAT THEY PERFORM RELIGIOUS OBLIGATIONS.

Next day more, you  become more diligent to make good deeds like pray, solat, read al-Quran, study about hadith etc.

Suddenly, Your fat neighbour come . Meet you. His name , Charlie Chaplin. Charlie has high degree, phd. He is a professor. A famous scientist. He call you, stupid boy. Why? Because you always alone at your home. He treat you are robot. Because you have no emotion to play something, any game, have no want to marry, no emotion love, no want to get adventure or not adventurous. “Hi superstupid, you be like that because you have no degree. I have degree, so , I was one of most clever people in the world but you are one of most stupid people in the world!!”

Pray in ISLAM: Solat !

Pray in ISLAM: Solat ! This is like you?

One month later, a man who ride a very fast horse with flag come to your home. You at home. Now, a man , in front of you. “Asalamualaikum. I am death angel messenger. Take this flag and read what I wrote at the flag”. Afterwards, he ride again his horse, go away from you and disappear. This is what he write:

“You may die tomorrow , at one post meridiem. You have four sin balance at your heart. Please try to clean these before I kill you. From IZRAIL, Death Angel”. OOOOh my God. You feel very anxious. You cry and cry , non-stop. NO stop……………

One morning, you still at your room. You wake up. Direct you remember about death message. You direct pray and cry, ” Oh God , please clean these four sin. Please accept my repent…..” Suddenly, one man fly and go into your room through your room window. He pull out your soul, very carefully, very slow. And you dead with very sweet smile. You, now, in earth, under ground. You are a new corpse. You feel calm. You feel your grave is very wide. You feel cool. Suddenly, you see a very handsome man nearby you. “Who are you?”, You ask him. “Relax, do not be afraid. I am your good deeds when you at world, now I become a handsome man to help you more calm. Mungkar & Nangkir will come immediate to ask you several question. Please answer with calmness. Afterwards, Mungkar & Nangkir come . Their face are very eeriness and their voice like thunder sound, also very eeriness. However you gave whole right answer by easy and calm. Afterwards, Mungkar & Nangkir go away from you and lost. Where they are? Your handsome man also lost! Suddenly, a white man come with his horse, with flag. “Congratulation! Allah give forgiveness to you. You have no any sin balance. So, you like a new baby born, 100% have no any sin, full cleanliness. You will go to heaven and meet prophet Muhammad s.a.w .” You said, “Alhamdulillah and thanks for your information. What about Charlie?”. Last death messenger said, ” Your neighbour is not clever people although he has high degree and be professor because he often careless in his life, always enjoy entertainment, game, ….and whole of these cause he always forget about his death date. So, he often lazy to pray , solat, to make any good deeds. He often waste his life time with enjoy like those things. So, he have many sin at his heart. Allah angry to him. So, Charlie get misfortune . One big lorry collide his car. Now, Charlie in his grave and Mungkar & Nangkir still torture him repeatedly because he cannot give right answer when Mungkar & Nangkir ask him about “Who is your GOD?” The conclusion of what incident happen is actually Charlie is stupid because his intelligence never help him from misfortune at his grave but you indeed most clever people because your mind about your death date cause you be good person and obedient to GOD. As a result, you now, happy at your grave, in your hereafter life!!””

If you are not muslim but afterwards you convert to ISLAM because you indeed believe that a true GOD , indeed ALLAH , ALLAH WILL DESTROY WHOLE OF YOUR SIN WHICH YOU MAKE BEFORE YOU BE A MUSLIM. SO, IF THIS HAPPEN, YOU ARE CLEAN FROM ANY SIN LIKE A NEW BABY BORN!!! THIS IS NOT MY OPINION BUT WHAT ISLAM SAID .

 

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Aku kentut Kau Marah

Kau kentut Aku Diam

Aku takut Kau Gelisah

Tahu takut aku Lebam

 

Sebermula diceritakanlah akan orang dahulukala, kononnya Hang Tuah pernah berjumpa dengan nabi Khidir a.s. Apa hebat sangatkah Hang tUWAH itu? Alim warakkah dia sampai nabi khidir nak jumpa dia?? Sekarang entah di mana mayat laksa mana han tu wah?

Kilang Proton sepatutnya membikin alat untuk eject kad memori yang dipasangkan di dalam kereta. Yang ada sekarang, senang masuk tapi nak keluar manyak susah wooo! Lagi itu olang ada kuku panjang mungkin bole kepit itu kad. Kalau tidak , kena pakai forseplah?

Maka, apakah kita tidak malu meloya dengan bangsa me LAYU yang tidak me Segar KEIMANANNYA? Malaysia terkenal DI DUNIA sebagai pusat pembuangan sampah yang unik. Iaitu pembuangan bayi luar nikah di merata-rata tempat. Ada yang dimakan anjing. Ada yang dibuang ke dalam lubang tandas. Maka amalan bunuh bayi yang dilakukan oleh orang arab zaman jahiliah telah menjadi wabak yang sukar dibendung di MALAY SIA-SIA.

Tiada kata secantik bahasa

Untuk ku puji Tuhanku

Tiada gambar secantik  waliNya

Untuk ku tunjuk cintaku

 

OOOO Yang Maha Kasih Sayang

mengharum jiwa

emmmm emmmmmm….

Yang maha kasih sayang

mengharum jiwa

 

Namun ku masih hina

suasana berpilu

tapi azamku jua

nak jadi Wali ALLAH!!!

 

Tiada kata secantik Bahasa

Untukku puji Tuhanku

Tiada gambar secantik waliNya

Nakku tunjuk cintaku

 

OOOO  Yang maha kasih sayang

mengharum jiwaaaa

EEEmmmmm emmmmm

Yang Maha kasih sayang

mengharum jiwaaa

 

Namunku masih hina

suasana berpilu

tapi azamku jua

nak jadi wali Allah

 

EMMMM…………emmmmm…emmmmmmmmmmmmmm

NOTA: LAGU DI ATAS HENDAKLAH DINYANYIKAN MENGIKUT RENTAK IRAMA LAGU “Tiada kata secantik bahasa” yang dinyanyikan oleh P.RAMLEE.

Ketika itu saya berada di dalam kelas . Tiba-tiba seorang wanita CANTIK  mengatakan “……(nama saya= Pengasas Gerakan Revolusi DPK) , datang ke rumah saya ya?”. Dia , kemudian memberikan senyuman yang sangat manis non-stop hingga saya mengalihkan pandangan mata. Sahabat karib saya mengatakan saya “handsome” DAN SAYA seorang kasanova. Ohhh ini keterlaluan. Saya bukan kasanova. Kalau wanita terjatuh cinta kepada saya, bagaimana saya dapat menghalang, betul tak tuan-puan?

Satu ketika saya berada di dalam bas. Di belakang saya, seorang wanita muda yang saya yakin umur dia lebih tua daripada saya duduk di kerusi yang di belakang kerusi yang saya duduk. Tiba-tiba saya terasa beberapa helai rambut saya digesel-gesel dengan lembut. Ohhh wanita yang duduk di belakang itu sedang berahi kepada saya, menyebabkan dia main rambut saya. Ini ialah kisah benar. Bukan rekaan. Saya boleh masukkan dalam kategori “Penyaring Nostalgia”.

Satu ketika, saya sedang berjalan di satu koridor sekolah menengah. Di hadapan saya seorang guru wanita yang berkulit cerah dan sangat muda sedang berjalan. Tiba-tiba guru wanita (guru lukisan) itu memusingkan kepala dia ke belakang untuk melihat saya sambil dia tersenyum dan menaikkan ponggongnya ke atas sedikit. Ya Allah!!! Godaan yang saya tak pernah terfikirkan akan terjadi seperti itu kepada saya. Saya rasa malu. Guru wanita itu melakukannya dalam tempoh beberapa saat. Ini kisah benar. Bukan rekaan!!!

Apakah ia  bila disentuh ia memanjang?

Bila sejuk ia mengecut…..

Bila ia basah ia tegang…

JAWAPAN:

Y

Y

Y

Y

Y

Y

Y

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Alkisah diceritakan akan oranglah lagi ……:

Saya pernah digoda oleh seorang pelacur . Alhamdulillah saya tidak ingin seks. Saya juga pernah digoda oleh mak nyah . ALHAMDULILLAH , SAYA MASIH TERUNA . Tuhan selamatkan maruah saya. Terimakasih ohhh Tuhanku.  Jika tidak Kau pelihara aku, nescaya aku menjadi hina dalam dosaku.

Pengasas Revolusi Di Persimpangan Kutub juga pernah digoda oleh pelbagai wanita cantik tetapi Tuhan telah memenangkan saya dalam ujian-ujian godaan itu. Saya tidak melayan nafsu dan kehendak mereka. Alhamdulillah yang telah selamatkan saya. Mahkota keterunaan saya mestilah dipelihara. Ohhh Tuhanku, hanya kau yang dapat memeliharanya. Kekallah aku dalam pemeliharaanMu sampai aku mati dan seterusnya di alam akhirat… AMIN AMIN AMIN YA RABBAL  A’LAMIIN…….

Pernah seorang wanita cantik  merakamkan wajah saya melalui kamera video handsetnya. Saya tak kenal perempuan itu. Seorang wanita bertanya kepada wanita yang merakamkan video itu, “mengapa kamu rakam gambar dia?” Wanita itu diam senyum sahaja sambil melihat rakaman video wajah saya yang dirakamkan oleh dia itu. Ini kisah benar.

Saya juga pernah diberitahu oleh rakan sekerja saya bahawa seorang wanita di tempat kerja saya itu telah jatuh cinta kepada saya. Tetapi saya memang tidak berminat tentang cinta dan perkahwinan.