“DOTISEMA” The Big Problem That Block Your Life Potential In Kitaran Personaliti Theory?!?!?

 

DOTISEMA is Dorongan Tidak Serasi Masa. DOTISEMA situation encourage us to do something but we always cannot to do it because the present is more suitable to do other work BUT we feel lazy to do other work AND the laziness cause the encouragement exist. So, DOTISEMA is one situation block ourselves from make two different thing namely what DOTISEMA encourage and what more suitable at DOTISEMA time although we have potential to do both work. DOTISEMA can happen be due to people always neglect or lazy to do important work in their lives although they have many time or enough time to do the work. When other important work time come to their lives, they feel regret for the negligence and might strong desire exist to do the thing that they neglect before. However they may always need to stop their desire for manage other matter that more suitable to do at present.

So, will us only give DOTISEMA direct and will happen more? We have to do something to avoid DOTISEMA happen more in our lives. BUT, HOW?? Do you have any suggestion or plan to resolve DOTISEMA problem??

Before DOTISEMA  is happen, one or more factor which always make we neglect or feel lazy to do important and useful work might happen. These factor might become the main factor which cause DOTISEMA exist in our lives. Factor that cause DOTISEMA exist is like factor that bear DOTISEMA. Mother of DOTISEMA  is the main factor which become most strong or most always cause we feel lazy to do important and useful work until DOTISEMA exist in our lives. Could you give any sample for Mother of DOTISEMA?

Now is CYBER era. Many people, children or adult crazy about cyber such crazy about internet, laptop, computer, ipad, iPhone et cetera. They use most day time for those thing. Other people might make “watch television situation” as their mother of DOTISEMA. Remember that , some useful work will or may cause we waste our time if we use more time to manage it than normal time. We have to teach our children so that they will not waste their time with watch television or use cyber good or equipment with more than enough time. We have to teach our husband, wife, child and family love any time that is will not waste any time or will not over in use any time or will not neglect any important work. Teach your child how to help their parent at home, how to study nicely, how to have good personality, how to keep their health and how to fertilize their faith in ISLAM. Do not forget to teach how to avoid and kill DOTISEMA.

How to kill mother of DOTISEMA? Below are several plan or my suggestion or opinion on method for avoid or kill mother of DOTISEMA that might help you or me to launch our potential and at the same time avoid  any DOTISEMA OR MOTHER OF DOTISEMA:

1= Use your boredom as your weapon. Some of you might crazy about watch television . This madness block you from help your mum at kitchen. However might happen in future that you sudden feel bore to watch television. When this happen, try to make your boredom more strong with remember or imagine that whatever be your boredom is not useful for you, moreover it reduce your faith power. Make in your mind that many or whole television programme are boredom or make you felt bore and illicit, moreover not useful.

2= If you crazy about computer or internet or use laptop, try to set your timetable alarm at your iPhone or your laptop. Try to arrange your timetable alarm according importance value of any matter. The good news if you obedient to your timetable alarm, you will use your laptop or computer without over use or without waste your time or without neglect other important matter. Other good news is such you will get asaidad magnetic factor or asa isa magnetic factor or better is BADARILA MAGNETIC FACTOR.

HOWEVER THE BEST  AND THE REAL  AND THE TRUE METHOD FOR CLEANSE YOU HEART OR SIN FOR GET BETTER AND BEST PERSONALITY IS STUDY AND PRACTISE TAREKAT NAMELY THE METHOD FOR CLEANSE HEART WITH STUDY AND PRACTISE SUFI IN ORIGINAL ISLAM TEACHING. TO DO THIS, FIRSTLY YOU HAVE TO CONVERT TO ISLAM, BE ISLAM PEOPLE. THE BELOW IMAGE MIGHT SHOW THE BEST BOOK IN THE WORLD ABOUT TAREKAT AND SUFI IN ORIGINAL ISLAM TEACHING:

 

BOOK OF "UNDERSTAND YOURSELVES AND ALLAH'S LOVER [GOD'S LOVER]"

BOOK OF “UNDERSTAND YOURSELVES AND ALLAH’S LOVER [GOD’S LOVER]”

hijab is faith not fashion

SOME OF YOUR FAMILY GOT MENTAL AND SOUL DISEASE??? IS IT RIGHT? IF SO, YOUR MIGHT SEND THEM TO HOSPITAL OF TANJUNG RAMBUTAN, PERAK, MALAYSIA.

SOME OF YOUR FAMILY GOT MENTAL AND SOUL DISEASE??? IS IT RIGHT? IF SO, YOUR MIGHT SEND THEM TO MENTAL HOSPITAL IN  TANJUNG RAMBUTAN, PERAK, MALAYSIA.

HI DPK BLOG READERS, NOT ONLY SOME OF YOU GOT MENTAL & SOUL DISEASE BUT ME AND THIS COMPUTER ALSO GOT MENTAL & SOUL DISEASE. YOU MIGHT ASK MR.BEAN FOR TEND US IMMEDIATELY. URGENT BABY!!!

HI DPK BLOG READERS, NOT ONLY SOME OF YOU GOT MENTAL & SOUL DISEASE BUT ME AND THIS COMPUTER ALSO GOT MENTAL & SOUL DISEASE. YOU MIGHT ASK MR.BEAN FOR TEND US AT MENTAL HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY. URGENT BABY!!!

 

 

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This Is A True Story: CHAOTIC!!; Burning Biscuit Move Down With Comet!!!

PEN ON ICEBERG:

THIS IS A TRUE STORY:

One NASA astronaut eating chipsmore, his favourite biscuit while he watching direct broadcast of trial process at a court while he drive APRIL FOOL O, a spacecraft. He slack that broadcast and forgot that his aircraft is moving to a sun!!

Hulk Hogan menangis seperti bayi. “Hei Hogan, hentikan tangisanmu! Bukan engkau tidak pernah hisap PUTING susu ibumu!! Badan besar tetapi otak dan jiwamu terlalu lemah!!! Bayi babi itu marah sambil membeliakkan mata dan menunjuk jari dia ke lubang kanan hidung Hogan. Hulk Hogan crying like a baby. “Hey Hogan, stop your cry! Not you never suck your mum’s tit milk!! Big body but your brain and soul are too weak!!! The baby pig angry while it dilate eyes and its finger touch Hogan’s right nostril.

“Oh pig that never lawyer to help you, why you suck Hogan’s ugly anal?, Hogan lawyer ask. “Because I never go to school! I did not know that is a crime matter. My parent never tell that is a sin. I still baby. If human being’s baby will not treat do crime, why not me? A part of peoples who come to see the trial scream, ‘Wow! True, judicious your words pig!!”. Judge hit the table with a hammer. “Please silent! Lawyer, please talk more”.

“Indeed you never go to school but you know Hogan attempt to avoid your rape deed to him. Reason that, sure you know this is a sin. Sodomy is illicit”. The small pig laughter. “You are stupid lawyer. Your academic achievement need assessment again because actually you might not competent to be a lawyer. Not exist in bible. Also has not in act that pig will go to the jail if sodomy. Furthermore, I will not to hell. Reason I am a pig. ”

THIS ARTICLE FROM: PeN oN iCeBeRg

THIS ARTICLE FROM: PeN oN iCeBeRg

Sometimes Barrack Obama smile like this!?

Sometimes Barrack Obama smile like this!?

What type of Hogan is this? He is so weak until Cute baby pig sodomy his ugly anal???

What KIND of Hogan is this? He is so weak until Cute baby pig sodomy his ugly anal???

I sodomy you Hogan because I never go to school!?!?

I sodomy you Hogan because I never go to school!?!?

chipsmore biscuit

Yes you right. This is a Hogan's lawyer!

Yes you right. This is a Hogan’s lawyer!

This judge attempt to judge the trial in this court. He is 99 years old. Before retire, He said that he want suck his mum tit for one time only!!

This judge attempt to judge the trial in this court. He is 99 years old. Before retire, He said that he want suck his mum tit for one time only!!

 

 

The small pig is walking now in front of lawyer, judge and Hogan while its hand [= front left leg] held its left side waist and its right hand massage repeatedly its chin. Has a beard? Many peoples at the court scream for praise the pig. Judge hold the hammer but he cancelled his desire to knock the table when a man whistle for praise the pig. Reader did not know why? Make your sight nearer. Knew? A famous people in the world. Yes, Barrack Obama who whistle! President of USA! The lawyer be silent. Did not know to reply. He look at the judge. Hulk Hogan look confuse. He mop up his water eyes with handkerchief. Still exist a sound of mucous in his nose. Judge also be confuse. The silence condition at court. The pig look at whole peoples. Look at around it. Police who stand like a statue, not move in hours. Torture self? Barrack Obama whose face look always serious like Bruce Lee is now smile like Mr. Bean, felt astonish when look at the intelligent pig. Pig smile while it walk toward the judge. Pig massage repeatedly judge’s beard and say: “Did not know to make verdict? Let me be a judge. Listen everyone!!! Human being the cruel. Kill my community, kill my parent, my younger brother and sisters, my grandfather and grandmother and kill my lover!! Whole of you kill them, afterwards make ham burger, gelatin from pork, medicine from pig. Pig’s hair, you make brush. Pig’s dung you make fertilizer. You cheat muslims at whole parts of this world!! Party who had authority give non-illicit sign license actually eat bribe, not honest and deceive and make collusion with manufacturer for yield product contain part of pig!!! The judge reply, “Indeed we eat pork but no exist any law prohibit us to eat it”. Cute baby pig reply, “No happen bible prohibit it?” “I am not sure about that,”Judge replied. “It is not fair!! If you said like that, is mean I also never make something wrong when I sodomy Hulk Hogan because not exist any law and no happen bible prohibit me to do it!!”.

Judge, lawyer and Hogan be quiet, do not know what must to say. They have no any idea. They look like a statue, reason what pig said astonish them. So, their face like fool mr. Bean, now. Baby pig confident he will win in this trial. So, it say, “Obama, come here, please.” Obama come toward it. “You astonish me,”Obama praise the pig. “Really? Thanks!! If so, please you command the judge give his clothes to me and appoint me as the Highest Chief or Leader of Judge for United States Of America, now.” Barrack do like what pig ask him to do. The judge with shiver give the clothes he wear to the pig. Pig wear it and after that it run very fast to the judge’s chair. “Now, whole of you, with the permission from U.S President, be witness that I promise to be the best judge in the world, the most fair judge in this planet and God also be my witness.” Everyone except Hogan & lawyer clap their hand. “Thanks, please sit down, everyone. Now, as a new judge, I command the government of USA to pay in seven million dollar to Hulk Hogan reason I sodomy him and I will pay to USA government, my debt, seven million dollar when I has enough money to pay by instalment. And you, “ex-judge”, you still can work here as my assistant. Are you feel my command satify you? Hogan? “Ex-judge”? Lawyer? They nod repeatedly. “GOOD! THANKS!”, said the pig.

“I also command the government of USA TO DO THESE MATTER:

1= USA must stop bully any countries. Stop force other countries like MALAYSIA to agree with USA’s policy that is not fair. Stop force them accept DOLLAR as exchange money in the world business especially matter like petroleum. This make other countries be more poor or indigent because USA be stubborn, did not want to pay any tax to other countries in international trade. USA also still cruel because use military to force any countries and NAJIB, a prime minister of MALAYSIA so that destroy any block in their international trade policy. They make block to save their economy from robber like USA AND GREEDY PERSONS LIKE JEW TRADER. Jew colonize USA by become member of USA Parliament and they use World Bank to rob any countries by instalment which contain RIBA, the illicit matter and a very cruel matter. Real meaning of USA is United Satan of America!!!!

2= Let muslim women can wear jilbab or purdah, the clothes which cover whole of their body, face, hair, head and other parts except eyes.

NOW, I MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT THAT THIS TRIAL IS NOW END.”

Many peoples praise about the intelligent baby pig at this court!

Many peoples praise about the intelligent baby pig at this court!

Where is the comet move down? Guess you.

Where is the comet move down? Guess you.

 

At one iceberg, a lover couple enjoy their love while they saw a very fast comet move down toward arctic ocean. “Make our wish darling,” said the man to his beautiful lover. “Because the comet come here”. However, the beautiful woman did not make it. She use telescope and she scream, “OOOHHH MY GOD!!! This comet has shape like human being, like a man and I saw his anal emitted fire!! And something like burn chipsmore biscuit move down with burning fire near the comet!!!!

Semua Negara Arab! Ingat -/+1! By Panji-Panji Halimunan

Peringatan Harian Ke 31= Destroy any sharp Object on ground such nail

Peringatan Harian Ke 31= Destroy any sharp Object on ground such nail

Peringatan Harian ke 32 = Measure.Add.strengthenit.

Peringatan Harian ke 32 = Measure.Add.strengthenit.

peringatan harian ke 33= investigate it & cover of tube...

peringatan harian ke 33= investigate it & cover of tube…

SUATU ketika dahulu  kamu adalah bangsa yang senegara. Hanya ada satu Negara. Kemudian serangan dari Negara asing memusnahkan ibu Negara empayar Abbasiyah. Kitab-kitab dicampak oleh tentera bangsa monggol ke sungai sehingga berubah warna air sungai itu. Bangsa kamu dipotong hidungnya. Alangkah kejamnya keturunan monggol. Api yang marak menjulang tinggi, tidak padam berhari-hari. Kota kamu menjadi api .

Kemudian, kamu, wahai bangsa arab menjadi sangat lemah. Kemudian berlaku peperangan dan peperangan dan penjajahan-penjajahan oleh bangsa asing. Akhirnya, kamu berpecah-belah, menjadi Negara-Negara yang lebih kecil seperti sekarang. Kamu hanya bersatu di masjidilharam dan dalam OIC?? Cukupkah itu??

Buang atau tolaklah pembahagian atau perpecahan = -/.

Bersatulah kamu semua, bercampurlah menjadi satu Negara = +1!
Tetapi mesti guna system khalifah atau khulafa yang diredai oleh ALLAH S.W.T.

4 PEMIMPIN AJAIB KHULAFA AR RASYIDIN

Ohhh! mana boleh kami bersatu semula? Siapa yang akan layak menjadi khalifah, gabenor? Masalah bahasa resmi pula? Masalah adat? Perlembagaan dan ordinan serta akta kami berbeza dan bertentangan di antara Negara-Negara arab, jadi, bagaimana kami boleh bersatu wahai Pelopor Bintang Pertama Dunia? Kalau kami bersatu, USA, Israel, Nato, Rusia, England, China, Korea, akan serang kami kerana kami bersatu. Mereka tu dengki, tahu takkk????

Kalau kami bersatu, bagaimana dengan matawang kami yang berbeza? Bagaimana agihan pendapatan Negara akan diberi kepada kami? Dulu Iran dan Iraq berperang, tiada yang beri pampasan ? Engkau cakap senanglah wahai Panji-Panji Halimunan!!! Engkau tahu ke nak settle masalah-masalah ni?? Engkau bukan rasul, nabi, wali Allah, atau Imam Mahdi. Tak perlu engkau sibuk hal kami!!! Jangan jaga tepi seluar dalam kami!! Jaga seluar dalam engko yang berlubang busuk, 99 hari tak pernah basuh!!! Cakap tak semudah bikin!!! Ada faham?!!!

Rupa engko Pioneer udahlah buruk cam perangai ko jugok, Tak pelu engko sibuk bangsa arab!! Rupa engko lebih buruk dari muka gamba ni....

Rupa engko Pioneer udahlah buruk cam perangai ko jugok, Tak pelu engko sibuk bangsa arab!! Rupa engko lebih buruk dari muka gamba ni….

KALAU kami bersatu, bagaimana dengan mereka yang mempunyai kelulusan yang tidak sesuai dengan system pendidikan atau kelulusan Negara yang lain? Mereka, sama ada menganggur atau telah bekerja. Fikirlahhh!! Engko cakap senanglah.

Kalau kami bersatu, kami akan gaduh semula sebab kalau engko tengok sejarah-sejarah bangsa arab, mereka memang suka gaduh perang saudara. Kami ni ada darah keturunan orang suka gaduh macam itu. Penyakit ni bukan senang nak rawat. Mr.Bean pun tak boleh tolong kami. Akhirnya kami akan berpecah semula menjadi Negara-Negara yang terasing semula!!!

Terdiam engkoo??? Bisu-misu ko ye? Tak tahu nak jawab? Pergi balik nyonyot puting mak engko???

Sampai hati engkorang cakap macam itu pada akuk. Akuk cuma beri pendapat. Aku tak kuwasa memaksa engkorang. Itu Allah punya kuwase. Sebagai orang Islam, aku tentu gembira kalau engkorang semua bersatu, berpadu macam  zarah atom .

maafkan aku wahai bangsa arab kalau RTkel aku ni nyinggung perasaan engkorang le!

maafkan aku wahai bangsa arab kalau RTkel aku ni nyinggung perasaan engkorang le!

Sebelum kamu semua bersatu, mesti buat dulu draf kaedah untuk bersatu. Draf-draf mestilah dipersetujui oleh semua Negara arab. Yang paling penting, diredaiNYA. Jangan minta pendapat US atau USA atau pemegang kuasa veto dalam PBB. Pekakkan telinga. Mereka bukan faham atau suka dengan kesatuan dalam ISLAM, kekhalifahan. IMAMAH. Kalau mereka ugut, kamu ugutlah juga. Kalau PBB sekat ekonomi engkorang, masih banyak Negara ISLAM yang bukan arab yang hendak tolong ekonomi kamu. Negara arab pun bukan tak ada minyak dan bahan galian lain yang dapat berikan kekayaan. Fasal hutang kamu dengan bank dunia, lupakanlah sebab itu riba. Kalau negara kafir nak serang kamu, bersatulah kamu untuk menyerang mereka. TAK mustahil mereka takut. Mereka ada nuclear. Kamu pun kecut kote??? Bukankah cukup Tuhan sebagai penolong kamu. Solat hajatlah. Sejarah membuktikan ramai dan teknologi canggih peperangan belum tentu menjamin kemenangan kerana yang terpenting ialah kekuatan iman kamu kepada Allah.

Biarkan ulamak-ulamak di persimpangan kutub menentukan siapakah yang akan jadi khalifah dan gabenor atau khalifah yang dilantik oleh ulamak DPK ini yang menentukan gabenor. Jadi, masalah mazhab telah diselesaikan. Kemudian dalam draf itu lagi, eeemmm apa yeeee,,,……… aaaa….  mengenai masalah bahasa, bahasa arab yang mengikut bahasa al-Quran itulah yang paling baik jadi bahasa resmi engkorang semua. Yang KELULUSANNYA TIDAK GUNA BAHASA ARAB INI, baik yang dah kerja atau menganggur, kita beri mereka kursus percuma sahaja. Kalau nak ambil peperiksaan khas ini, lagi baik. Mengenai masalah adat, ulamak DPK akan bermesyuarat untuk menentukan adat yang mana bertentangan dengan ISLAM, itulah yang engkorang kena berlatih tinggalkan.  Mengenai tahap kelulusan yang tidak setaraf antara satu Negara arab dengan yang lain, kita, ehh kamu semua……hendaklah mempermudahkan cara, iktiraf sahaja semuanya sama, jika ada keperluan, buat sahaja kursus dan latihan percuma dalam jabatan atau di luar jabatan.

Mengenai agihan ekonomi, semuanya dibagi samarata. Tiap-tiap daerah dan zon sama rata. Jika ada kelebihan, kau semua bagi sahaja ke ibu kota , ibu Negara empayar baru arab yang kamu semua telah persetujui seperti yang ternyata dalam draf.

Masalah perbezaan matawang, agaknya kamu kena buat dahulu satu mata wang pengantaraan nilai untuk semua mata wang yang berbeza dalam Negara-Negara arab. Semua mata wang itu akan dinilaikan dengan mata wang pengantara. Dan akhirnya bila tiba masa yang sesuai, semua mata wang itu akan diistiharkan tidak digunakan lagi, tidak dicetak , sebaliknya kamu akan menggunakan satu jenis mata wang sahaja iaitu yang menjadi perantaraan itu.

Masalah kamu suka gaduh. Haiii macam budak kecikle engkorang. Masa baby dulu engkorang tak cukup nyonyot puting susu mak engkorang???? Dah tua ni, banyaklah ingat mati, berzikir tarekat untuk menjahanamkan sifat suka bergaduh itu. Penyakit marah moyang-moyang kamu semua bukan penyakit yang dapat berjangkit-jangkit melainkan kamu semua diberikan asuhan yang salah. KAMU kena cari asuhan baru. Ulamak-ulamak DPK di seluruh dunia akan mengasuh kerohanian kamu.

Dahle….aku asyik bebel dan leter pun, bukan engkorang tak bosan dengarnya??

OKLAH aku berambuslah dulu. UP UP AND AWAY!!! Macam superman pulak.